Miss Krista asked:

Dear Miss Elly,         I’m like totally flipping out cause i like lost my cell phone at a movie theater and, they said they have not like found it yet!Iwas wondering what I should do. I’m like so totally confused, okay bye.                                                       From,                                             Krista                            p.s.Miss.Elly please help me I’m ringing for an answer get it ringing                          ha ha ha I crack myself up

Dear Miss Krista,

    It depends on if your phone is charged,  or if it has a built-in tracker.I’m sorry  to say this,but the chance of you getting your phone back is one in a million.

                                                                                       Trying but not succeeding,

                                                                                                                                      Miss Elly

Grandma Judee asked:

Dear Elly,

Will March go out like a lion or a lamb?

Dear Grandma,

I think March will go in like a Kevin  and out like a Elly.

Jennine Says:

Elly,
What is anti-matter?

Love,
Mom

Mom,
Anti-matter is what I think is another world would look like in a mirror.                                          
Love, Elly

Elly,
This is your dad. My question is who do you like
more, mom or me? Please let me know. Love you!

Dear Dad,

This is my answer,I like both of you.You both take care of me.Now put a quarter in my therapy jar after asking a question like that!

Grandma Judee asked

Hi Elly Joy , It is Grandma Judee again with a difficult question. It is difficult for most people to answer. What is the reason we are living for? I would love to hear what you think. I love you, and I hope we get some snow for our sledding party .

Grandma Judee,

I had to get the Bible to answer your question.

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Danny asked

Dear Miss Elly,I’m not sure what my nick name should be. Which one sounds better? Guitar Man, Guitar Man, Dan The Man, or Ed.

Thanks,

Danny

Dear Danny,

I think your nickname should be Dan the Man. It fits with your personality.

Elly

Bill asked

How come dogs bark to get what they want, but people have to go to school?

Bill, dogs are animals and in their world they don’t have the same rules and laws as we do. Humans go to school because we have laws. I get what I want without barking. I just ask nicely. Okay. Sometimes I beg but it’s not like a bark.

Papa asked

Dear Elly, How are we going to have a white Christmas if we do not get any
snow? Papa

Papa. turn on channel 362. It’s the weather channel. we might get snow on Friday. Love Elly

Mrs. Liebelt asked

Elly,
I looked outside this morning, and noticed that my grass is turning green again. It is December in Minnesota, and doesn’t seem right. What should I do?

Take a fire extinguisher and just blow it on the grass.

Mom asked

Which came first- the chicken or the egg?

I don’t know. I wasn’t there.