Mr.Bill asked:

How many cows tails would it take to get to the moon?  I have cut the payoff to $4.99.–Bill

Dear, Mr.Bill

I think it will take more than a billion cow tails

P.S. I like how you took of one cent

Bill asked

How come dogs bark to get what they want, but people have to go to school?

Bill, dogs are animals and in their world they don’t have the same rules and laws as we do. Humans go to school because we have laws. I get what I want without barking. I just ask nicely. Okay. Sometimes I beg but it’s not like a bark.

Grandma Judee asked

Amber wants me to ask you if you know what Santa feeds Rudolph before the big trip? Love, Grandma Judee

Grandma Judee,

My Mom knows one of Santas elfs and he says he gives Rudolph 5 carrots and 1 apple so he has lots of energy.

Mrs Liebelt asked

Elly,
I have a very serious question for you. Our dog Lucy gave birth to 8 puppies about 8 weeks ago. One of the girls is the runt of the litter. She was doing just fine until a couple of days ago. Now, she won’t eat food, and Lucy won’t let her nurse anymore. What do we do???

Poor puppy. Let me guess. She has five brothers. You should try giving her a bottle and if that does not work you could try typing my puppy wont eat on google.

Sincerely Elly