Oct
9
2008

Mom asked

Dear Elly,

You asked me if I would make sure that next year Isaiah is in a different homeroom class than you. Why is that?

Love, Mom

Dear Mom,

I hate having to be in the same classroom as Isaiah because then I have to live in his shadow whether it’s at football, gym or hunting. He’s popular and I crave attention sometimes. He’s an attention hog.

Love,

Elly

PS… Don’t tell Isaiah I said that because I might be in trouble with him.

Oct
9
2008

Miss Chesney asked

dearMissElly, I love the bugging brothers thing . My question is how do you handle 5! brothers at home and at school I really want to know.
from,chesney

Dear Chesney,

That is an interesting question. The answer is at home I find ways to do different stuff with them to keep them occupied and at school I competely ignore them.

Thanks for asking,

Elly

Oct
2
2008

Mr. Albright asked:

Elly,
In a previous post you said that you hate Math. I am your Math teacher this year (as you obviously know). What can I do to change your opinion about Math from “hate” to at least “neutral”?
Mr. Albright

Dear Mr. Albright,

I think you could change my opinion by letting me have a planner and maybe two Snicker bars.

Love,

Elly

PS. I like Ben and Jerry’s ice cream, too.

Mar
10
2008

Mr.Bill asked:

How many cows tails would it take to get to the moon?  I have cut the payoff to $4.99.–Bill

Dear, Mr.Bill

I think it will take more than a billion cow tails

P.S. I like how you took of one cent

Mar
6
2008

Hi Mrs.Z! How are you? I’m doing good. I still hate math.

 http://schoolrules.wordpress.com/

Love,

         Elly

Mar
4
2008

Grandma Judee asked:

Dear Elly,

Will March go out like a lion or a lamb?

Dear Grandma,

I think March will go in like a Kevin  and out like a Elly.

Feb
4
2008

I received the $5.00.I just want to say thank you. I had fun spending it.Now do you want me to guss Mrs.Bill’s middle name?

Jan
16
2008
Hey El, what’s going down?

Listen, I just bought two new pairs of glasses. I have never owned glasses like this before. They have graduated bi-focal lenses in them. As I have been wearing them today, I have quite the headache. What should I do?

Suffering until I hear from you,

Mrs. Liebelt

Here’s what you do.First,get a cement brick.Then,drop it on your foot.I’m pritty sure the pain in your head will go away.Just kidding.What I think what you should do is tell your Eye Doctor about your pain.Eye will pray for you.

Jan
16
2008
Miss Elly,I saw your video where you were singing on your mom’s website. Was that really you singing?

Khayla

Dear Khayla,

That actually was me! Who Knew?

       Love,Elly

Jan
16
2008

Jennine Says:

Elly,
What is anti-matter?

Love,
Mom

Mom,
Anti-matter is what I think is another world would look like in a mirror.                                          
Love, Elly