Mom asked
Dear Elly,
You asked me if I would make sure that next year Isaiah is in a different homeroom class than you. Why is that?
Love, Mom
Dear Mom,
I hate having to be in the same classroom as Isaiah because then I have to live in his shadow whether it’s at football, gym or hunting. He’s popular and I crave attention sometimes. He’s an attention hog.
Love,
Elly
PS… Don’t tell Isaiah I said that because I might be in trouble with him.
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Miss Chesney asked
dearMissElly, I love the bugging brothers thing . My question is how do you handle 5! brothers at home and at school I really want to know.
from,chesney
Dear Chesney,
That is an interesting question. The answer is at home I find ways to do different stuff with them to keep them occupied and at school I competely ignore them.
Thanks for asking,
Elly
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Mr. Albright asked:
Elly,
In a previous post you said that you hate Math. I am your Math teacher this year (as you obviously know). What can I do to change your opinion about Math from “hate” to at least “neutral”?
Mr. Albright
Dear Mr. Albright,
I think you could change my opinion by letting me have a planner and maybe two Snicker bars.
Love,
Elly
PS. I like Ben and Jerry’s ice cream, too.
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Mr.Bill asked:
How many cows tails would it take to get to the moon? I have cut the payoff to $4.99.–Bill
Dear, Mr.Bill
I think it will take more than a billion cow tails
P.S. I like how you took of one cent
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Hi Mrs.Z! How are you? I’m doing good. I still hate math.
http://schoolrules.wordpress.com/
Love,
Elly
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Grandma Judee asked:
Dear Elly,
Will March go out like a lion or a lamb?
Dear Grandma,
I think March will go in like a Kevin and out like a Elly.
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I received the $5.00.I just want to say thank you. I had fun spending it.Now do you want me to guss Mrs.Bill’s middle name?
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Hey El, what’s going down?
Listen, I just bought two new pairs of glasses. I have never owned glasses like this before. They have graduated bi-focal lenses in them. As I have been wearing them today, I have quite the headache. What should I do?
Suffering until I hear from you,
Mrs. Liebelt
Here’s what you do.First,get a cement brick.Then,drop it on your foot.I’m pritty sure the pain in your head will go away.Just kidding.What I think what you should do is tell your Eye Doctor about your pain.Eye will pray for you.
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Miss Elly,I saw your video where you were singing on your mom’s website. Was that really you singing?
Khayla
Dear Khayla,
That actually was me! Who Knew?
Love,Elly
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Jennine Says:
Elly,
What is anti-matter?
Love,
Mom
Mom,
Anti-matter is what I think is another world would look like in a mirror.
Love, Elly
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